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twerkinbilbo: gandalf the weed man



reminder that kkk and neo nazis exist in such an organized fashion that they are encouraged within their groups to not shave or look like a typical skinhead racist. they’re also encouraged to join local law enforcement and government agencies (as…


zach EF by stickdiljoe

I want both.

The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only the wise can see them.
Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist (via kushandwizdom)
If I were dating you, we'd probably have lots of cute nights cuddling and watching LotR and being huge nerds. Of course, there'd be plenty of spanking and other naughty stuff in between, or even during maybe ;p



OOOHHHHH if you and i were dating, we would have to come up with a LOTR Game of Naughty. 
Everytime Sam and Frodo look at each other TOO fondly.. we kiss..
I mean.. Hi, UST, right?

Everytime they discuss the “Mines of Moria” you finger me.

Everytime someone mentions “Staff or Pointy Hat” blow you.

When they say “Baggins” its T-bagging time. ;)

When someone speaks elvish, you speak elvish on my clit. hahaha

When they first mention “THE ONE RING” you put my butt plug in.. (yes, i realize its mentioned in the opening minute.)  Every mention of it after, you twist it or push it deeper.. up to you ;)

Each time Legolas has a loreal moment, you pull my hair and dry grind me from behind **UNF**

Everytime someone says “precious” my ass gets spanked XD

omg… the list can go ON and ON and ON….. 


who wants to fucking play 

*raises hand*

Above the Clouds - Gang Starr


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